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[B]Yo[C]u never should look at 
you mother'[G]s boobies
No [G]matter how big 
and round they [C]are
You'll [C]end up seeing something 
you don't [F]wanna
It's [G]guaranteed 
to leave a mental [C]scar.

You [C]never should look 
at your daddy's [G]penis
When he's [G]walking down the hall 
on Sunday [C]morn'
An [F]acorn in a nest of twigs 
and [C]underneath two fetal pigs
[G]It will make you wish 
you weren't even [C]born.

Parents are [F]gross, 
parents are [C]gross, 
parents are [G]gross, 
parents are [C]gross.